Funny Bones


Fat Chance

 

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance. - Phyllis Diller



No Couch

 

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Source Unknown



From the mouths of Babes . . .

 

• "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them." (Lynette, 9)

• "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7)

• If you want to be loved by somebody other than your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)

• "It isn't always just how you look. Look at me, I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." (Gary, 7)

• "Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." (Christine, 9)

    One of you should know how to write a check. Because even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." (Ava, 8)


Please Note

 

The funny stories are placed here solely for your enjoyment. They are not intended to be disrespectful.