Funny Bones

Different Strokes

Men see objects

Women see the relationship between objects. (Michel Foucalt)

Forgetful?

She says, "He forgets stuff I tell him, so I have to repeat myself over and over again."

He says, "She nags me."

Women worry about the things that men forget.

Men worry about the things women remember.

Gender - finitions

COMMUNICATION :

Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

REMOTE CONTROL:

Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

COURTSHIP:

Is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalog.

MARRIAGE:

Is what actually comes up in your garden.

Words Of Wisdom

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. (Peter Devries)

Marriage is a continuous process of getting used to things you hadn't expected.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay close attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

The perfect wife is one who doesn't expect a perfect husband.

What Women Want:
To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held.
What Men Want:
Tickets for the world series. (Dave Barry)

If you are losing an argument with your spouse, try a kiss.

Please Note

The funny stories are placed here solely for your enjoyment. They are not intended to be disrespectful.